IM // UR | Unlocking the mysteries of La Roux's 'I'm Not Your Toy'

To say that Local Natives are this year's Fleet Foxes isn't wrong, but not that right either. Local Natives are softer, brighter and lighter than their widely critiqued sort-of-counterparts. Gorilla Manor is a delicious debut that should be listened and loved for its own merits and there are 12 of them here; from the beautiful single 'Airplanes' to the epic journey of 'Stranger Things'. For fans of harmonic vocals, delicate guitars and gorgeous layers (and I bet there'll be a lot of you).

WE // R \\ WEARING

You know about FAJ right? That's Fanny and Jessy as they are also known, and this duo have one of the coolest young labels coming straight out of London. They debuted their first range last year entitled 'I Hope You Die Soon' and they're also responsible for the infamous tee of the same name (and it's sibling, 'Suck It You Fuck') which I actually often find gets quite a warm reaction despite it's sentiment. This month they're showing their hotly anticipated sophomore collection for AW 2010 which no doubt will be full of their trademark wicked humor and edge. Definitely ones to watch.

WE // R \\ WATCHING

Honestly, who isn’t? The sixth and final season of Lost, one of the best series ever created, just started and we are sure spending more time talking, reading and thinking about it than watching it. Well, from what we read some mysteries won’t be answered (the real meaning of the numbers, anyone?), but if there's something we've learned from accompanying Locke’s island friends (and enemies) is that the travel is always more enjoyable than the actual place it’s taking you to. Well, not if the smoke monster is trying to kill you.

WE // R \\ GOING

The latest station on the Drunky Town train line is in Sydney, Australia at a little club in the Spanish Quarter (actually it's just two Spanish shops next to each other on the same street or something like that in the CBD) called GoodGod, which plays host to soirée of the moment, Slow Blow. Word has it that in January, Karen O crashed Sydney's current cool kids party, but to be honest by that time everyone was too busy dancing and cutting loose in D-Town to care. And that's the true mark of a good time - when you find yourself twirling about without a care in the world. Or it could just mean you're trashed. Heh.

WE // R \\ READING

You know those films where there are all these supposedly 'intertwined' stories and lives? Quite a cliché concept for both books and movies I suppose, but rarely does it really resonate in either medium. David Mitchell though (not the Peep Show one) manages to spin tales into tightly woven rugs that are quite fantastical yet believable, moving without being overly sentimental, eclectic and incredibly entertaining. He also writes straight narratives too, with just as much panache and verve. I just (re)read Number9Dream though any and all of David Mitchell's books are highly recommended...and he's got a newie coming out this year. EXCITEMENT.

Unlocking the mysteries of La Roux's 'I'm Not Your Toy'

Friday // September 04, 2009 at 18:57 // filed under Music // Etc

Cheesy. The best word to describe La Roux, but, boy, don't we just love her? From that whiney nasal vocal to her perfectly coiffed hair that looks like my little nephew playing punk in the shower - she is awesome. Even though she still needs to understand that she's a mainstream act and therefore shouldn't talk shit in interviews, we love her all the same.

And she's just released 'I'm Not Your Toy' as a single. It comes with a video that made me laugh so much that I built a six pack. Basically, it's so good that I don't even know what to point at. Let's just start from the beginning so we don't lose anything.

WAIT! WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A RED SHARK? Nope, it’s La Roux, emerging out of the water in this awkward shot. I’m a bit scared of the moment when she opens her eyes. Please, Ms Ginger, don't be hunting my soul.

"Watching my performance makes me a better artist.” she says while viewing the video on a prehistoric version of an iPhone.

“My music is so good that these black dancers teleported their arses here just to dance!”

Oh and now it’s a house party, but the alcohol is yet to kick in so people are just staring and standing.

Some white rich people are worried about black people. When they will ever learn?

La Roux noticed these two above, so she sent a hologram of her head to explain that they are all nice people here and that sort of discrimination is unacceptably racist. La Roux’s faux head ain’t happy.